Jan: Hello, Michael.
Michael: Hey, you.
Jan: I’m… returning your call, you said it was urgent.
Michael: It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
Jan: Well, today’s not my birthday, so…
Michael: Really? ‘Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.
Jan: …Happy birthday, Michael.The Office 2x19 → Michael’s Birthday
This may or may not be the most adorable video of a kitten ever. someone find me a kitten to tickle, please.
(via poeticheartache, bubbleteas)
THEATRE:
You want to squeegie in the nude? -Joel (you may think he came in at the wrong time, but this is exactly what my brother said and intended)
Your squeegie-ing rocks my world! -Danny to the man cleaning the windows at Steak N Shake
Cat, work on your characters, get those lines down…Gertrude, you’re perfect, don’t change anything..
Let me see your tantrum! *I show tantrum* Have they seen it yet?! Well go kill it, dude!!
WORK:This place sucks -Todd
If you’re wondering why I like Erin better than you, it’s cause she doesn’t flip me off -Doug (my boss)
“Conviction” Trailer. Saw it today, and I gotta say it looks incredible. I was moved to tears by the trailer alone, which is awesomely shameful, but simply because the performances of the actors looks extremely promising (that classic “inspiring trailer music” doesn’t hurt, either)… Watch and understand.
Two of my favorite actors of all time, HOW did I not know about this movie until tonight?! Looks fantastic, as does Robert. :) Cannot wait.
Except THIS part of that movie is just perfect. I want this feeling every day! And most days have moments like this.. animated birds and everything ;)
This is really unique and adorable. Been listening to “She & Him” lately and it’s pretty wonderful.
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
Gandalf has a big nose.
Elrond dresses like a girl.
The Hobbits are so hairy, it makes me want to hurl.Eowyn thinks shes all that.
But Aragorn hates her so.
I hate you Gimli oh-so-much I dont even think you know.You wear a stupid helmet.
And a stupider fighting axe.
And stupidest of all is your bush beard: stupidest to the max.Love Legolasbestandprettiest. Greenleaf.
Legolas is oh so pretty
As he goes along his merry way
And so it is such a pitty
That once he is here, he is here to stay.Dancing, prancing, twirling about
That elf knows naught of real men’s cares
All he does is frown and pout
When one suggests he does his share.At least I respect my elders,
At least I know a king
While you just point and laugh
At every glorious thingYour jealous! You always have been!
This is so glorious. I shall read it every day and laugh heartily.
(via thelifeiswhatyoumakeit)
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Got this magazine. So stoked to read it.
http://www.spin.com/articles/paramore-party-usa
Check out my favorite band.
